<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1525132902537458727</id><updated>2011-11-27T16:30:45.201-08:00</updated><category term='春晚'/><title type='text'>糟糕的小字报</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jortai.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1525132902537458727/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jortai.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>NiuBi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15897499926162316741</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1525132902537458727.post-1135555339223387127</id><published>2009-04-11T23:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-11T23:16:28.360-07:00</updated><title type='text'>春哥与阿迪王</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6i2qaWQA20c/SeGGHETrpnI/AAAAAAAABF0/NJVgJFE8Uw4/s1600-h/5eeac0fdh6435cba29003.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323683690502137458" style="WIDTH: 320px; 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CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6i2qaWQA20c/SeGGGjFWxOI/AAAAAAAABFc/htb5Q_QfpqA/s320/5eeac0fdh6435c8b664c5.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6i2qaWQA20c/SeGGHMi40AI/AAAAAAAABF8/E1ve6jFfXI8/s1600-h/5eeac0fdh6435d449cdfd.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323683692713398274" style="WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 236px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6i2qaWQA20c/SeGGHMi40AI/AAAAAAAABF8/E1ve6jFfXI8/s320/5eeac0fdh6435d449cdfd.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;有春哥，才能配得起尊贵的阿迪王&lt;br /&gt;春哥纯爷们！铁血真汉子！人民好兄弟！父亲好儿子！拳上能站人，臂上能走马！夜御十女枪不倒，菊花百战色仍红！春哥纯爷们,纯爷们中的战斗爷们！就算你穿上春哥代言的七波辉，吃了春哥牌益肾灵颗粒，处处模仿春哥的一举一动，也只能无限接近春哥而不可能超越春哥的爷们程度。俗话说的好，世上有三种人，男人，女人和春哥&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;阿迪王的简介:&lt;br /&gt;阿迪王（每当打出这高贵的三个字，我的手都不禁在轻轻的颤抖），最初是作为一个娜美克星品牌所为人知晓的。但鲜有人知的却是，真正使这个品牌发扬光大的，真正使“阿迪王”（哦……又颤抖了）这三个字家喻户晓的，真正使这个娜美克星人至今引以为傲的品牌立于世界奢侈品之巅的，是中国人。娜美克星人运作了几万年也只能把阿迪王发展成为一个银河系2流低端运动品牌，但中国人只用了1年的时间就把阿迪王发展成为了全宇宙最高端的顶级奢侈品！每每想到这里，我都会叹服于我们民族的巨大影响力，我都会为这样一个影响巨大的品牌重生我国而感到深深的自豪。娜美克星go-vern-ment在1年前实在经受不住全宇宙消费者的巨大压力，终于在2008年把这个带给人们无数快乐与梦想的品牌无条件转让给我国，并且从此娜美克星人不穿阿迪王，理由是不配。&lt;br /&gt;==============================================================================================&lt;br /&gt;春哥纯爷们，铁血真汉子。 &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;一岁能杀鸡，三岁造飞机。 五岁开坦克，六岁穿铁衣。 四境百里传春哥，&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;人人闻风而丧胆。 若问汉子谁能敌？个个摆手面色惊！ &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;十岁练武打，十二会做法。 十五懂发电，眨眼数百瓦。 &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;浑身肌肉展雄姿，意气风发震四海。 &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;若问春哥多强壮？伸直双臂过火车！&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;十九练竞速，追随火箭跑。 二十进男足，断子绝孙脚。&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;春哥上场皆畏缩，巴西德国俱投降。 &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;若问爷们力多大？一呼一吸龙卷风！ &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;三十学瞳术，虐杀写轮眼。 四十喜背书，&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;大英图书馆。 宇春挥手造宇宙，万物俯首拜英雄。 &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;若问法力有多大？耶稣如来避三分！ 五十统尘世，&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;六十管三界。 七旬一咬牙，天崩而地裂。 力&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;量无边觉寂寞，自感无趣退江湖。 &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;举头沉默望青山，山中野兽俱哀鸣。 &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;春哥从此成神话，千古佳话百世传 .&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1525132902537458727-1135555339223387127?l=jortai.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jortai.blogspot.com/feeds/1135555339223387127/comments/default' title='帖子评论'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1525132902537458727&amp;postID=1135555339223387127' title='0 条评论'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1525132902537458727/posts/default/1135555339223387127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1525132902537458727/posts/default/1135555339223387127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jortai.blogspot.com/2009/04/blog-post.html' title='春哥与阿迪王'/><author><name>NiuBi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15897499926162316741</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6i2qaWQA20c/SeGGHETrpnI/AAAAAAAABF0/NJVgJFE8Uw4/s72-c/5eeac0fdh6435cba29003.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1525132902537458727.post-364088095670736015</id><published>2009-02-11T00:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-11T00:08:46.406-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='春晚'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;@&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;上联：除夕夜捧红小沈阳 下联：元宵节火烧大裤衩。横批：不差钱&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; 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  &lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;不知道,周惠敏找到了没有.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1525132902537458727-1205064538801886466?l=jortai.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jortai.blogspot.com/feeds/1205064538801886466/comments/default' title='帖子评论'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1525132902537458727&amp;postID=1205064538801886466' title='0 条评论'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1525132902537458727/posts/default/1205064538801886466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1525132902537458727/posts/default/1205064538801886466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jortai.blogspot.com/2009/02/blog-post_09.html' title=''/><author><name>NiuBi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15897499926162316741</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1525132902537458727.post-845361370810942253</id><published>2009-02-09T16:49:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-09T16:50:07.801-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>@&lt;a href="http://news.163.com/09/0209/21/51O8T43F0001124J.html" target="_blank"&gt;央视的大裤衩着火了&lt;/a&gt;，说白了就是裤裆着火了，2009，真的要火了央视了，&lt;a href="http://www.xucx.com/blog/post/2009.html" target="_blank"&gt;苦了互联网&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; 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